my curiosity about people is going to get me in a lot of trouble. Tonight, I met the local pimp/hustler. I learned such fascinating things as "black women have ugly pussies" and I have "an ass like a black woman's." If ever I want to score anything, I now know where to go. If ever I want a job being a ho, I know where to go. How could I turn down a job like that, you ask? Well, gee, I wonder. ;)
It was an overall entertaining half an hour (yea, really, the things people tell me... If I were a cop, he'd have been out of luck.) Why people feel the need to tell me all their dirty secrets, I really don't know.
Oh, and if I want an acorn, or a pecan, or some other type of nut (I'm sure he wasn't talking about sex, really...), I know where to go. See that little white house over there? I'm serious, girl. You sure you don't want to come inside? My treat on whatever your preferences is.
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